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06/17/2019

I'm Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot

Things are heating up here in the CI offices and while we try to cool off with we take a moment to respond to some of those rules questions you have sent us. They also make great paper fans after we have printed them out! So join us for this week's heated edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Andrew Villarrubia (0 Comments)
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(06/17/2019)
I'm Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot
By Andrew Villarrubia
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05/20/2019

Zombie Hunting for Fun and Profit

This week we begin to wax philosophically regarding the ever present question of zombies and their feelings. Do they feel? What are they feeling? When are they feeling these things? Or we could just focus on a bunch of rules questions surrounding everyone's favorite MtG tribe! So join us for this week's everliving edition of Cranial Insertion! Now with more bandages!

By Andrew Villarrubia (0 Comments)
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(05/20/2019)
Zombie Hunting for Fun and Profit
By Andrew Villarrubia
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09/24/2018

Happy Equiznox

(The Z is Silent)

It is that time of year again! That is right, time to reset your clocks and fall back one hour! Wait, did you think there was going to be another quiz article!!? Well, okay then I suppose we cannot get one by you, which is why this article will be a breeze for you to get all of the correct answers! So to prove your hypothesis correct and begin the ability to boast amongst all your friends about how superior your intellect is read on in this week's inquizitive edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(09/24/2018)
Happy Equiznox
(The Z is Silent)
By Carsten Haese
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09/17/2018

Stockholm Syndrome

Straight from the hall at GP Stockholm we bring you this fresh set of rules questions and answers! Just watch out for the Møøse. So join us for yet another prognosticating edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Charlotte Sable (0 Comments)
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(09/17/2018)
Stockholm Syndrome
By Charlotte Sable
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04/17/2017

Sacred Cats

The Amonkhet prerelease is almost upon us and with it bringing us all the cats we can handle! However, before that we have another dose of rules questions brought to us by you the readers for your edification!!! So join us as we produce all the answers you requested and some cat-based puns along the way, in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (2 Comments)
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(04/17/2017)
Sacred Cats
By James Bennett
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04/25/2016

Weather Report

Spring is here again and the weather is bringing in the flowers! So we bring in this week's rules questions brought to us by none other than you! So join us for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Callum Milne (4 Comments)
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(04/25/2016)
Weather Report
By Callum Milne
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11/30/2015

Quizgiving

or, Thanksquizzing?

Quiz time! Thank goodness for Magic, as Thanksgiving just passed in the States we bring you a fantabulous trivia article! So read on and test your skills in this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (3 Comments)
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(11/30/2015)
Quizgiving
or, Thanksquizzing?
By Carsten Haese
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08/31/2015

PAX Magica

A magical peace has decended upon the world of Magic. We are getting ready for spoilers from Battle for Zendikar as we do so once again we provide you with all the answers to your questions in order to quell your tumultuous wonder. So join us for this week spellbinding edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (0 Comments)
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(08/31/2015)
PAX Magica
By James Bennett
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11/12/2012

An Arsenal of Goodies

(not the football kind)

With the recent release of Commanders Arsenal we have some commanding rules questions for everyone! Join us in this weeks thrilling edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (3 Comments)
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(11/12/2012)
An Arsenal of Goodies
(not the football kind)
By James Bennett
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(08/20/2012)
We Will Be Heroes
or, Yes, Hero of Bladehold Gets Exalted
By Eli Shiffrin
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07/23/2012

 

(07/23/2012)
A Cycle of Rings
By James Bennett
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07/02/2012

Born on the Fourth of July

(or, ooh, look at the explosions!)

It is an explosive celebration! Join James as we celebrate the 4th of July by liberating all those rules questions Cranial Insertion style!

By James Bennett (8 Comments)
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(07/02/2012)
Born on the Fourth of July
(or, ooh, look at the explosions!)
By James Bennett
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03/26/2012

Copper Anniversary!

Copper and wool, oh my! We have prepared an exciting anniversary article full of special metallic and cloth rules questions! Okay they are just normal rules questions, in this exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Brian Paskoff (1 Comment)
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(03/26/2012)
Copper Anniversary!
By Brian Paskoff
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03/05/2012

 

(03/05/2012)
CranialInsertion.com!
By Brian Paskoff
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09/12/2011

Triple-Faced Cards Will Kill Magic!

But quadruple-faced quantum-fluxing cards will save it.

By Brian Paskoff (0 Comments)
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(09/12/2011)
Triple-Faced Cards Will Kill Magic!
By Brian Paskoff
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06/28/2010

Grand Prix Trial and Error

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(06/28/2010)
Grand Prix Trial and Error
By Carsten Haese
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11/16/2009

Crouching LOLCAT, Hidden Message

By Aaron Stevenson (0 Comments)
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(11/16/2009)
Crouching LOLCAT, Hidden Message
By Aaron Stevenson
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(08/25/2008)
The Answer, My Friends
or, Finally, No Mirrorweave Questions
By Eli Shiffrin
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02/25/2008

Pop Quiz!

By Diane Colley (0 Comments)
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(02/25/2008)
Pop Quiz!
By Diane Colley
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(02/18/2008)
Always Avoid Affected Alliteration
or, Eschew Obfuscation
By Tom Fowler
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(09/24/2007)
Law and Disorder: Special Rules Unit
or, You Don't Want To Get Sued, Do Ye?
By Ted Dickinson
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09/03/2007

Love's Labor Days Lost

By Tom Fowler (0 Comments)
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(09/03/2007)
Love's Labor Days Lost
By Tom Fowler
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06/18/2007

 

(06/18/2007)
Those Crazy Teenagers
or, It's That Simple
By Eli Shiffrin
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(06/11/2007)
All Standard, All the Time
(Well, At Least This Time)
By Tom Fowler
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05/21/2007

Three Spheres for Sister Sara

By Tom Fowler (0 Comments)
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(05/21/2007)
Three Spheres for Sister Sara
By Tom Fowler
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05/14/2007

 

(05/14/2007)
Magus Delay
or, Blame It on the Stone Rain
By Ted Dickinson
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